With A Twist

    I got up and rummaged around for my gold bow-and-arrows.  An Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake slithered up.  "Hello, MicroNinja.  How are you?" "Fine," the snake hissed back.  I got up and brushed my teeth twice.  I went up to a rope ladder, attached to a bridge that connected Mt. Sheever and Sarepiea.  I trudged into Sarepiea, slid down the wooden, natural slide, and went into the Township.
    Once I got there, there was the Snowyclaw, advertising a "Spirit Protest in Canyons Pathway."  Well, hullo, it was Snowyclaw, so I got up off of my rock and ran to Canyons Pathway.
     Many Spirit Jammers were protesting, so when I got there, I jumped, danced, and protested my heart out. "Come on, AJHQ, give us Jamaa!" I shouted eagerly.  Some said, "LOOK BELOW US!  THAT LAND OVER THERE IS NOT WHAT IT REALLY IS!!"  I said, "Yeah, AJHQ! I hope you're trackin' our chat, 'cause we must have Jamaa back!  YEAH!!!!!"
    Later, I invited everyone over to my den.  I just excused myself and read Book of Mormon Stories for a while.  I thought about what happened that day, and flipped to the story about the Jaredites.
                 WAIT!  PAUSE THE STORY FIRE66300!
    The Book of Mormon is a "Mini-Bible" about Native Mainlandian tribes, the Nephites and the Lamanites, and the Jaredites, etc etc.
                   ALL RIGHT BACK TO THE STORY!
I told about  what I was going to do, and I just inspired them!  They'd do it too! 
     I grabbed MicroNinja, and I went to the forest around the campfire.  Someone got mad and tied me to a tree.  MiroNinja too.
Chapter 2
The next day, I was tied even more tight, and my scales were but bumps.  I was being lifted into a fire, but they didn't know I had a fire-suit on.  Ranger, my trusty dragon, ate most of them. LOL.  He burned the nylon ropes and I trudged home.
Later, I went to the rock more.  Protest, protest.  A mad AJHQ guide punched me, and that was the last thing I remember before I blacked out.
OOOOOH CLIFFHANGER I'm bored -.-
Next I knew I was in a random person's den, with a REAL MUMMY GLOVE ON!!  "Cast, actually," said the random person.

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